Conniving Cats

Explainer: These are the cats that are always puttin’ on, tryin’ to make it look like they were or are something they are not. Most of the time, they end up just foolin’ themselves.

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Split decision,

You like to think you’re the smarmiest & smartest cat in the room, but yet the mice seem to continue to constantly zoom, past your clutches & always never fail to consume the most crumbs while you sit & control cartoons, with your thumbs & blow up homes & schools with your drugs, can’t even say how triflin’ you are ain’t cool, cause you’ll burn hot & want to put in work with the tool.

The bible talks about you in Proverbs too.

You know, when they keep referring to “A fool”?

What, ‘cause you want to be a millionaire? Even Regis knows that thought ain’t goin’ nowhere.

‘Cause as soon as you stack enough racks the “collection agency” will appear, they’ll be the ones with the letter jackets on their backs, they’ll make it clear, they want your money & your life, but you’ll show no fears, cause you’ll just tell ‘em that it was the mice, then they’ll go in a trap for rodents, but don’t start to think its nice, cause in case you hadn’t noticed, now you can go too, since you’ve morphed into a rat.

Maybe should’ve shut up & thought twice. Must have been born a mouse……

a dumb CAT.